Make the space smell like fire as you warm up your straightener/curler.
Look at the female staff member disdainfully as she wipes down the sink next to you and say, "Oh, you have to clean the bathrooms, too?
Take care not to get injured, as some people will still attempt to climb while you use the floor for important social exercises.
The Cliffs are full of people who can do one armed pull ups, and look relaxed hanging upside down by their thumbs. I climbed walls for children and focused on learning how to tie one knot correctly. There are numbers indicating which walls are harder." Clubbing clothes on and make-up applied, exit the bathroom with your crew and a swagger that says "We are biddies." To become a card-carrying member of the IBU, answer two questions: 1) Are you a biddy? Gather in the bouldering areas There is often ample seating here for you and your lady friends. Worship and observe this individual as you monopolize floor space.Coming together into one area like this allows for easy selection by males.I didn’t know any of the songs/chants/prayers the other campers did.After I’d already solidified my reputation for being a pain in the ass, all the campers went to a rock climbing gym.