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(am) Boy: (last seen am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go? Keep this in mind when you’re feeling intimidated about going to Lesbian Night solo, without knowing a single Sapphic Soul: WE WANT YOU TO BE THERE. Even if we aren’t wildly attracted to you, we love a sparkling new face, an effervescent new member of the tribe. (pm) Girl: (last seen at pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (pm) Girl: (last seen at pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? (am) Girl: (last seen at am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping…l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… In the world of dating and f*cking boys, sex is but a complex animal overwhelmingly nerve-racking and tricky to decipher.If you give up the goods too quickly, you are pained with worry he will write you off as meaningless slut (after all, didn't mother always advise that no boy wants to buy the slutty-cow who gives her milk for free).I’m going to bore you with a prehistorically old joke lesbians have been telling since the beginning of time.
We are nesters by nature, and constantly have to fight the urge to make you a copy of our keys that fine moment we matched on Tinder (don’t all modern love stories start on Tinder? If you neglect to escape the dreaded curse of the U-Haul, and find yourself moved in by date #2 -- by the time you reach date #5, you will probably be blissfully married (or "domestic partners" depending on how repressed a state you live in) with two adopted adult cats and a thriving organic kale garden you and your partner affectionately tend to in matching flannel (JK... By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.
Differences that cut deeper than the mere fact that you’re effortlessly, die-hard, attracted to GIRLS (attraction is the part): The typical guy (of course there are exceptions, there are ALWAYS exceptions) in his early-to-mid twenties doesn’t kill himself with deep, agonizing thoughts on picking the perfect place for his first date with a new crush. That being said, we don’t choose that bar/restaurant lightly.
We will usually attempt to pick a place that the very essence of our personalities.
Unfortunately, when you finally muster up the courage to hop off the straight train and get off at station LGBTQ - there's no welcome committee presenting you with a “how to” guide -- and navigating the girl-on-girl scene is .
OK, I get it; it’s not like you’ve never been at a DATE before.